Accept the fact that some
days you're the pigeon and some days you're the
statue.
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Always keep your words soft and
sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Always read stuff that will
make you look good if you die in the middle of
it.
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Drive carefully. It's not only
cars that can be recalled by their maker.
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Eat a live toad in the morning
and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest
of the day.
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If you can't be kind, at least
have the decency to be vague.
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If you lend someone $20 and
never see that person again, it was probably
worth it.
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It may be that your sole
purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
to others.
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Never buy a car you can't push.
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Never put both feet in your
mouth at the same time, because then you don't
have a leg to stand on.
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Nobody cares if you can't dance
well. Just get up and dance.
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The early worm gets eaten by
the bird, so sleep late.
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When everything is coming your
way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
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Birthdays are good for you. The
more you have, the longer you live.
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You may be only one person in
the world, but you also may be the world to only
one person.
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Some mistakes are too much fun
to make only once.
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Don't cry because it's over.
Smile because it happened.
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We could learn a lot from
crayons Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are
dull, some have weird names, and all are
different colors. But they all have to learn to
live in the same box.
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A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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Happiness comes through doors
you didn't even know you left open.
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Have an awesome day, and know
that someone has thought about you today.
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A tree's branches are not so
foolish as to fight amongst themselves. Humans
should learn from that.
